Woo hoo! The Daily Record, in an excellent display of proactive journalism, conned a Harley Street physician into looking at older and more recent photos of Justin Timberlake and admitting that, hey, it's within the realm of possibility that J-Dawg got some ear-work done. Take it away, Dr. Davies: "Correcting protruding ears in teenagers or young adults is a very easy procedure which is usually done under local anaesthetic." Good enough for us! Hey Dumbo, try not to suffocate Cameron with those fucking flappers! Shit, he probably hears me typing this as we speak...