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News for the week of 12.05.05 - 12.11.05

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Dec 9, 2005

Rosy Research

from the Research Gone Wild dept.

When a young man masturbates, exactly how distracted does he get? An experiment performed on students at the University of California, Berkeley aimed to find out.

posted by al at 03:15:56 PM | More Know Your Rights »

Dec 8, 2005

Martha Stewart Enters Nirvana

from the Har Har Whores dept.

According to the UK's Sunday Mirror, Courtney Love has sold a quarter of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain's songwriting catalogue/estate to Saturday Night Live punchline Martha Stewart for an astonishing 70 million pounds sterling (multiply that by two and you're still less than the dollar equivalent). Stewart wants the songs as an investment, Love wants the money to get back on her increasingly wobbly feet. Heartwarming.

posted by kittydeathstar at 12:27:32 PM | More Music News »

Dec 7, 2005

The Decline And Fall Of Ric Flair

from the One Flop Too Many dept.

It's going from bad to worse for wrestling legend Ric Flair. Immediately after being arrested on road rage charges in North Carolina (please don't ask), his wife's divorce papers were made public by local media outlets, and the picture is less attractive than his "Smoking Gun" mugshot. While now ex-wife Beth Flair paints a picture of a physically abusive man with a predilection for alcohol and steroids, Ric hit back with charges that his wife physically assaulted him and the NWA, WCW, and WWF champ "feared for his physical and emotional safety." This is going to get ugly.

posted by kittydeathstar at 11:16:53 AM | More Know Your Rights »

Dec 6, 2005

Basket weaving is Next

from the New Sports Sensation dept.

Underwater Hockey slowly sweeps the nation.

posted by al at 04:19:49 PM | More Print News »