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News for the week of 01.16.06 - 01.22.06

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Jan 20, 2006

Giant Jelly Fish Attack Tokyo!

from the Will they never learn? dept.

A slimy jellyfish weighing as much as a sumo wrestler has Japan's fishing industry in the grip of its poisonous tentacles.

posted by al at 03:05:49 PM | More Print News »

War is Heck

from the Not tonight, honey, I have a blackout dept.

Making love for many of Iraq's Muslim population not only requires a willing partner but also a sure supply of water -- preferably hot in the winter -- to enable the participants to take a shower afterwards before going to pray.

posted by al at 03:05:32 PM | More Print News »

Alvin Ailey Residency Program In Atlanta Public Schools

from the Arts Education dept.

ALVIN AILEY AMERICAN DANCE THEATER LEADS ACCLAIMED RESIDENCY PROGRAM IN ATLANTA PUBLIC SCHOOLS Building on its remarkable success over the last five years, Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater [AAADT], led by acclaimed Artistic Director Judith Jamison, returns with its acclaimed week-long residency program at two Atlanta Middle Schools - Inman Middle School and John F. Kennedy Middle School.

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Jan 19, 2006

Urinetown

from the gotta go NOW dept.

Ken Ortmann, an alderman who owns a local tavern wants to lower the penalties for public urination before the Feb. 25 Mardi Gras Parade.

posted by al at 07:01:19 PM | More Know Your Rights »

Jan 18, 2006

Vote For Me And I'll Set You Free

from the He can't be that much worse than any other candidate dept.

Minnesota voters, who eight years ago elected a former professional wrestler as their governor, may find a self-proclaimed vampire on the ballot for the office this year.

posted by al at 11:39:23 AM | More Print News »

Jan 17, 2006

AC/DC Marathon To Be Held In Finland

from the In Finland, Nothing Is Surreal dept.

"Imaginative" impresarios in Finland have organized the first AC/DC Marathon, to be held on February 28, in which AC/DC's discography will be played in full, in order, for an event that is expected to last a whopping 17 hours. The lineup so far includes LENINGRAD COWBOYS, QUINTESSENCE, EMMI, ISMO ALANKO AND FREUD, MARX, ENGELS and JUNG. and LIVE WIRE. The charity concert, which will benefit the Finnish Association for Mental Health, promises "surprise performers and impressive pyrotechnics." And, hopefully, a surfeit of schoolboy uniforms.

posted by kittydeathstar at 03:18:57 PM | More Music News »

Jan 16, 2006

Green Eggs and Ham

from the Frankenpig dept.

Taiwan, home to the world's first transgenic glowing fish, has successfully bred fluorescent green pigs that researchers hope will boost the island's stem cell research, a professor said on Thursday.

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