Pluto's Dismissed

PRAGUE, Czech Republic - Pluto, beloved by some as a cosmic underdog but scorned by astronomers who considered it too dinky and distant, was unceremoniously stripped of its status as a planet Thursday.

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It will more than Marlboros to kill these guys

from the Smoking doesn't kill, frying pans do dept.

British viewers complain about Tom and Jerry smoking on screen.

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Osama Plot to Kill Bobby Brown!

from the Stick Her In The De-Westernizer dept.

In a shocking revelation from a former Osama bin Laden sex slave, the uberterrorist has a thing for Whitney Houston, who really would be quite an attractive Muslim if all the trappings of Western civilization were removed, hopefully with corrosive chemicals and wire brushes. To further his goals, the Richard Libertini look-alike mused on the possibilities of having Whitney's husband, the cowardly dog Bobby Brown, rubbed out. Osama, your talents have been wasted.

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Keane Cancels Tour Dates

from the Keane't Hack It dept.

The piano-driven trio have cancelled several tour dates after singer Tom Chaplin began suffering from exhaustion.

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Jet Announces Tour to Promote New Album

from the Jet by Jet dept.

The band have announced a series of tour dates in Sept. and Oct. in support of their upcoming album, Shine On.

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