News Archive

All published news stories

Sun, Apr 20, 2008

Eric Avery to reunite with Jane's Addiction for NME Awards

Sun, Sep 16, 2007

Anthrax's Scott Ian on L.A. INK

Marilyn Manson Sells Out

The Music of Coal

British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover

I broke my arm, but boy am I happy!

An unusual employment opportunity

Sun, Aug 12, 2007

Done promoting Smog, Smog Veil now promotes Green

If only those French would keep to their places

An unusual employment opportunity

Elton John against Internet

Frankzappastrasse, DE

Weekly World News Folds, 500 Aliens layed off!

Tue, Jul 24, 2007

Checkers is now even less interesting than when Grandpa let you

Wasn't something like this in a Ramones movie?

Thu, Jul 19, 2007

Two, Two vices in ONE product!

Tue, Jul 10, 2007

Unsigned Band on the Wal-Mart shelves

Bono AND Bob Geldorf CAN'T Be Wrong

Fri, Jul 6, 2007

Obituary Exclusive I-Tunes Promotion

Tue, Jul 3, 2007

Lame ass music for our space heros

Sun, Jun 24, 2007

Tom Waits & Kronos Quartet release benefit digital single

Will the RIAA sue W over copyright infringement?

Eskimo Viagra

China’s Drug Regulator / FDA Administrator Gets Death Sentence.

Tue, Jun 19, 2007

Goose Creek Symphony - From The Vaults

Jazz Great George Shearing Collects Knighthood

Mon, Jun 18, 2007

2007 DIY Book Festival

Tue, Jun 12, 2007

Bob Barker retires

Tue, Jun 5, 2007

Bob Marley’s ‘EXODUS’ on a jump drive

Riders In The Sky Celebrate Centennial Salute To Gene Autry

1,683 guitarists play 'Smoke on Water'

Tue, May 22, 2007

TOM WAITS - Healing The Divide

Tue, May 15, 2007

INSTANT KARMA: THE AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL CAMPAIGN

Mike Keneally Remasters & Re-releases

Sat, May 12, 2007

Sattellite Party comes to earth

Tue, May 8, 2007

The First Annual Kennesaw Mountain Bluegrass Festival

Sat, May 5, 2007

Dig Danzig's Dig!

Peter Townshend says "YOU can be a rock star"

Mon, Apr 30, 2007

Spinal Tap Reunites to fight global warming

Wed, Apr 25, 2007

Homer Simpson Moves to Orlando

Mon, Apr 23, 2007

The more your drink, the better you feel

Thu, Apr 19, 2007

Germs and Soap

Wed, Apr 18, 2007

Breaking up is easy to do

Sat, Apr 14, 2007

It was the best of parks, it was the worst of parks

Sun, Apr 8, 2007

FUTURE/NOW FILMS DEFEATS KRAMER LAWSUIT IN FEDERAL COURT

Keith Richards: `I snorted my father'

Time to change Metallica's Diapers

Not kosher for Passover

REAL Engineering

Mon, Mar 26, 2007

Geeks rock out

Fri, Mar 23, 2007

Snow Donuts

Wed, Mar 21, 2007

R2-D2 Now Works For The Post Office

Tue, Mar 20, 2007

The Who ends concert during first song

Thu, Mar 8, 2007

SSX Blur soundtrack from Junkie XL now available

Wed, Mar 7, 2007

Captain America dead at 89

Sun, Mar 4, 2007

Musuc Nation Announces Third Week Winners

Wed, Feb 21, 2007

The Jesus & Mary Chain Play Coachella, Summercase Festival

Steve Irwin no fluke.

Tue, Feb 20, 2007

More Breaking Urinal News

Mon, Feb 12, 2007

Paris urinal attacked, Art world trmebles

Tue, Feb 6, 2007

Music Nation Talent Contest Launches

Mon, Feb 5, 2007

California plans to ban light bulbs.

Fri, Feb 2, 2007

Music On The Rails

Tue, Jan 30, 2007

Maine Brain harvest may be legal!

Thu, Jan 25, 2007

Mindless Self Indulgence vs. iTunes

Man survives having his head swallowed by a shark

Poor Underage Recordkeeping

Tue, Jan 23, 2007

Marxist Leninist Vacation Destination

Tue, Jan 16, 2007

Real Estate Deal of a Really Long Lifetime

Sat, Jan 13, 2007

Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater returns to the FOX

Wed, Jan 10, 2007

FestivalLink.net Flourishes in First Year

Mon, Jan 8, 2007

Nuwabians In Georgia

Sun, Jan 7, 2007

Paris Hilton - YOU'RE FIRED!

Thu, Jan 4, 2007

French Protest 2007, World Ignores Them.

Thu, Dec 28, 2006

Armadillos invade Illinios, Wisconsin and Minnesota on alert

Mon, Dec 25, 2006

James Brown Dies in Atlanta at age 73

Sat, Dec 23, 2006

Better living through genetics

Thu, Dec 21, 2006

Hick Hop - A Blending of Rap and Traditional Mountain Music

Tue, Dec 19, 2006

Jimi Hendrix Rights Feud

Wed, Dec 13, 2006

Wouldn't A Minefield Be More Efficient?

Sun, Dec 10, 2006

Porter Wagoner signs record deal with Anti Records

I went to the museum last night. Honest.

Thu, Dec 7, 2006

Price of Fun Falls, Cost of Living Rises

Tue, Dec 5, 2006

Maine Prohibits Santa from drinking beer

Sun, Dec 3, 2006

Trey Anastasio announces formation of the Seven Below Arts Initi

Institute for Condom Consultancy

Chess players to face anti-doping measures

Tue, Nov 28, 2006

I Can Lick Any SOB Hangs Up The Gloves

Wed, Nov 22, 2006

Up in Smoke

Mon, Nov 20, 2006

No More Mile High Club

Fri, Nov 17, 2006

Court rules burrito not a sandwich.

Tue, Nov 14, 2006

Nickel Creek Goes their separate streams

Man Claims to be Inspiration for Borat, wants to be paid

La Rocca's Van and Equipment Stolen in Philly

Mon, Nov 13, 2006

String Cheese Incident to go separate ways in 2007

Thu, Nov 9, 2006

Senses Fail Adds More Dates to Tour

Tue, Nov 7, 2006

Ramones gets a youthful makeover

Walken to play Ozzy

Victory Records Sues Virgin Records

Jeremy Enigk Plans Tour To Support New Album

The Shapes Win Zig Zag Live

Fight Erupts During Horrors' set

Mon, Nov 6, 2006

Slayer to Tour After Holidays, Visits Troops in Germany

Fri, Nov 3, 2006

How to invest in a start up band

Thu, Nov 2, 2006

Gnome News

Tue, Oct 31, 2006

Rock Ridge Music launches free music sharing site

Deftones Add More Shows to Tour

Too old to rock, too young to coalesce into a protoplanetary obj

Pixies Making A Comback

Mon, Oct 30, 2006

Hinder Adds More Dates To Tour

Fri, Oct 27, 2006

Fried Coke. Only in Texas.

Thu, Oct 26, 2006

Pink Flamingo Factory to close

Wed, Oct 25, 2006

From the Hit Factory to Condominums

Tue, Oct 24, 2006

Seal Protest splits McCartney's Marriage?

Pot prevents Alzheimers

Mon, Oct 23, 2006

Chili Peppers to Tour with Gnarls Barkley

Fri, Oct 20, 2006

Guns N' Roses Tour Postponed Again

30 Seconds to Mars and The Used to Headline Taste of Chaos

Wed, Oct 18, 2006

Reuters to open news bureau in Second Life

MCR to Play Three Club Shows

Tue, Oct 17, 2006

CBGB's to Close October 31

Goo Goo Dolls Add Shows to Continue Tour

Thu, Oct 12, 2006

Modest Mouse Postpone Album, Announce Shows

Wed, Oct 11, 2006

Google Acquires YouTube

Blue October to Hit the Road

Sun, Oct 8, 2006

Stephen Marley to release debut album “Mind Control” on February

Legendary Turtles Member Aids Struggling Musicians

Pretty Girls Make Graves...and Fall Tours

A 'Brand New' Album by Brand New

No one will crash this gig...

Pixies to Release 2 DVDs

Thu, Oct 5, 2006

Futureheads Cancel Tour; Cold War Kids Continue On

Wed, Oct 4, 2006

Pet Shop Boys to Tour

Tue, Oct 3, 2006

Ben Lee & Rooney to Tour Together This Fall

Mon, Oct 2, 2006

Weird Al To Release New CD and Tour

Jimmy Buffett Adds 2 Florida Tour Dates

Fri, Sep 29, 2006

Tequila!

A New Crocodile Hunter?

Thu, Sep 28, 2006

Would you like bullets with that revolution?

Lifetime Plans to Record New Album

Wed, Sep 27, 2006

Orchestra admits defeat by cell phones, joins opposition

Duran Duran to Collaborate With Justin Timberlake?

Tue, Sep 26, 2006

How film should REALLY be reviewed

Angels & Airwaves Announce Tour

Mon, Sep 25, 2006

The Fiery Furnances Announce Brief Tour

Gin Blossoms Release New Album and Tour

Thu, Sep 21, 2006

My Morning Jacket Announces Tour

MeWithoutYou Plans Tour to Promote New CD

Tue, Sep 19, 2006

Depeche Mode Ready to Release "Best Of" CD

Mon, Sep 18, 2006

“Decades Rock Live: The Pretenders” premiering on VH1 Classic Fr

Beck Plans Brief U.S. Tour

Green Day & U2 to Help Reopen Superdome

Godsmack Planning Fall Tour

Babyshambles Sign with Parlophone

Barenaked Ladies announce U.S., Canadian Tour

Fri, Sep 15, 2006

Primus to Release CD/DVD & Tour

Original Art Brut Member to Record and Tour Soon

Thu, Sep 14, 2006

Another Green Bay sport for ESPN 8

Oasis Reveal Track Listing for New Album

Wed, Sep 13, 2006

Greenpeace claims dildos cause cancer!

U2 Will Work with Rick Rubin & Green Day

Tue, Sep 12, 2006

Alice Cooper Announces Fall 2006 Tour Dates

Five For Fighting Announce Fall Tour

Mon, Sep 11, 2006

Tim Burton to Direct Video for the Killers

Black Crowes' Guitarist Quits

Death Cab for Cutie Announce Fall Tour

Fri, Sep 8, 2006

The Shins' New Album to Be Released January 23

Bob Dylan's New Album Hits #1

Wed, Sep 6, 2006

Ex-R.E.M. drummer to Reunite With Band for Ceremony

Mon, Sep 4, 2006

Steve irwin, Crocodile Hunter, Dies

Fri, Sep 1, 2006

Dinosaur Jr. victimized by thieves

Mon, Aug 28, 2006

Rockumentary features Kiefer Sutherland and Rocco Deluca & The B

Radiohead Will Release Live DVD

Beck Lets Fans Get Creative With Album Artwork

Milwaukee drunkest city in America

Sat, Aug 26, 2006

Pluto's Dismissed

Thu, Aug 24, 2006

It will more than Marlboros to kill these guys

Tue, Aug 22, 2006

Osama Plot to Kill Bobby Brown!

Keane Cancels Tour Dates

Jet Announces Tour to Promote New Album

Sat, Aug 19, 2006

Smashing Pumpkins Are Back in the Studio

YouTube Hopes to Air Every Music Video Ever Made

Fri, Aug 18, 2006

Pluto narrowly escapes demotion, Solar System set to expand 33%

Thu, Aug 17, 2006

Please Refrain From Throwing Urine at Bands!

Wed, Aug 16, 2006

"It's Prayer Time"

Danish Joni Mitchell cover group unearth three unknown Joni song

Cursive Goes on the Road to Support New Album

Mon, Aug 14, 2006

Chinese ban foreign cartoons from Prime Time TV

Wed, Aug 9, 2006

2007 Independent Music Awards judges announced: Ozzy Osbourne, B

Tue, Aug 8, 2006

Doberman Desecrates Elvis' Teddy

Mon, Aug 7, 2006

Lenny Bruce R.I.P.A.

Thu, Aug 3, 2006

Rocket belts return!

Tue, Aug 1, 2006

Shrapnel Games Wants To Make Your Band Famous!

Mon, Jul 31, 2006

Eric Robert Rudolph's Thoughts On Iraq War

Thu, Jul 27, 2006

Kazaa Suit Settled

Thu, Jul 20, 2006

Iron Maiden's new album to be released on September 5

Wed, Jul 19, 2006

The Who is Hitting the Road

Tue, Jul 18, 2006

Tool is back on the road

Mon, Jul 17, 2006

Paul Thorn Releases So Far, So Good: The Best of The Paul Thorn

Fri, Jul 14, 2006

Mushrooms GOOD. Nancy Reagan BAD.

Pirates of the Carribbean sails past old movie records

Wed, Jul 12, 2006

Instead of "Enter Sandman," maybe "Enter Simpsons?"

Tue, Jul 11, 2006

Pink Floyd Legend Syd Barrett Dies

Ants at the picnic

Mon, Jul 10, 2006

Blood Brothers to release new album in Fall

China to transmit pop music from the moon

Fri, Jul 7, 2006

Queens of the Stone Age Start Sixth Album

Mon, Jul 3, 2006

Dave Matthews Band Saves The Ice Caps!

First Music, Now Magazines? What's Next?

Fri, Jun 30, 2006

Darrell Scott interviews with NPR's Fresh Air

Thu, Jun 29, 2006

Eddie the Dog, 16, Dies

Wed, Jun 28, 2006

Boy George Will Be Taking Out The Trash

Sun, Jun 25, 2006

Joe Keithley (D.O.A., Sudden Death Records) announces creation o

Thu, Jun 22, 2006

Why Art Mueseums Have Trouble Raising Funds.

Wed, Jun 21, 2006

Shop At Home Depot, Dude.

Tue, Jun 20, 2006

World's Largest Disposable Camera

Mon, Jun 19, 2006

Talk About a Toe Fetish..

Spring Time for Hitler

Sun, Jun 18, 2006

Phantom, Lemmy, and Danny

New breakthroughs in bestiality

Americana Bares All For Charity

Tue, Jun 13, 2006

“Weird Al” Yankovic fans raise required $15,000 for Hollywood Wa

Fri, Jun 9, 2006

What's Best for the Children

Billy Preston, 59, Dies

Sat, May 27, 2006

Desmond Dekker, 64, Dies

Blanchett to play Bob Dylan in movie

Sun, May 21, 2006

Piano Climbs British Mountain

Wed, May 10, 2006

Only $5 million per film? How absurd!

Thu, May 4, 2006

New Johnny Cash recordings to be released on The Fourth Of July

Nick Cave film begins opening across the U.S.

Mon, May 1, 2006

The Legendary Goose Creek Symphony To Perform One Show This Year

China Continues to Grow

Fri, Apr 28, 2006

Satellite Radio Could Get More Expensive

Let's Hope That Isn't Santa!

Keifer Sutherland Playing Nashville

Thu, Apr 27, 2006

Elton's Bloodsucker Musical Sucks

Tanrentino To Direct Hendrix Biop, Tupac Rights Secured...

Tue, Apr 25, 2006

RIP Phil Walden

Mon, Apr 24, 2006

Legal Bootlegs of Merlefest Available

Wed, Apr 19, 2006

Thanking the Metal Gods

Tue, Apr 18, 2006

Satan's Rockin' 666 Eve Announced

Teledildonics

U2's 'One' voted Best Lyric in Survey

Mon, Apr 17, 2006

One Man's Trash Can Also Be His Treasure

Thu, Apr 13, 2006

Even BEER causes cancer. Damn.

Wed, Apr 12, 2006

Ancient Astronauts Finally File for Bankruptcy

Tue, Apr 11, 2006

They're going bananas over this find

Mon, Apr 10, 2006

Dragonslayer Acquires Film Rights to the Muscle Shoals Story

Sat, Apr 8, 2006

Mother Theresa Goes to Paris!

Thu, Apr 6, 2006

RIP Gene Pitney

Tue, Apr 4, 2006

The Residents go Cordless

Has anyone seen Jerry Garcia's toilet?

"c" for controversy

If you can dodge the wrench...

Thu, Mar 30, 2006

Def Leppard returns on May 23rd with “YEAH!”

Cheap Trick to release new album Rockford on June 6th.

World's second and third oldest profession

Six toed cat put on house arrest

an odd little surprise inside toy machine

Every Man's Dream

Spring Break from heck

The FCC brings the hammer down

Wed, Mar 29, 2006

Will 13 be lucky for Ocean's 12 Cast?

$4,334.33 for 4 burgers-you do the math

Tue, Mar 28, 2006

Next they'll be dancing & you know how we feel about that...

Mon, Mar 27, 2006

Dragonslayer Films Acquires Exclusive Rights to Jimi Hendrix

Nikki Sudden 1956-2006

Fri, Mar 24, 2006

Bodog.com Announces $1 Million Battle of the Bands

Texas arresting people in bars for being drunk

Aerosmith cancels tour

Thu, Mar 23, 2006

You'll learn to clean up your room...

Wed, Mar 22, 2006

Show me the money!

Tue, Mar 21, 2006

Let's talk about sex

Thu, Mar 16, 2006

Girls Gone Wild in North Dakota

Tue, Mar 14, 2006

Wayne Kramer Sues Future/Now Films

Mon, Mar 13, 2006

The Rolling Stones in Shanghai, China: April 8th, 2006

Johnny Rotten & the Sex Pistols vs. the Rock and Roll Hall of Fa

Wed, Mar 8, 2006

Original Slayer members to record studio album

Ivor Cutler Dead At 83

African Star Ali Farka Toure Dies

Music Ink19 would love to review

Music Downloads - Will They Never Cease?

Tue, Mar 7, 2006

Make That 32 Flavors.

Fri, Mar 3, 2006

Now THAT'S entertainment...

Bomb Scare

Sun, Feb 26, 2006

Pere Ubu to release new album and tour this year

Fri, Feb 24, 2006

Eaglesmith narrowly escapes death

Thu, Feb 16, 2006

Lockheed Saves Surfing.

Mon, Feb 13, 2006

Enigk time now that second album will be out

We're Number One!

Mom, I'm REALLY Ready To Do Homework!

Fri, Feb 10, 2006

Gay Penguin Rights!

Wed, Feb 8, 2006

Nine Inch Nails evacuees

Tue, Feb 7, 2006

McFarlane Toys Gets Hanna-Barbera Toy License

Mon, Feb 6, 2006

You Can't Hide

Sun, Feb 5, 2006

New Stipe song benefits Hurricane Katrina survivors

A Root and a Beer

You really Moog me

MPAA: Video Pirates!

2005 Razzies Announced

Wed, Jan 25, 2006

Janette Carter of Carter Family Dies

Tue, Jan 24, 2006

Expensive Ass Toilet Seat Lifted

Rare Blixa Bargeld Appearances

Mon, Jan 23, 2006

Even Muslims Need Love

Fri, Jan 20, 2006

Giant Jelly Fish Attack Tokyo!

War is Heck

Alvin Ailey Residency Program In Atlanta Public Schools

Thu, Jan 19, 2006

Urinetown

Wed, Jan 18, 2006

Vote For Me And I'll Set You Free

Tue, Jan 17, 2006

AC/DC Marathon To Be Held In Finland

Mon, Jan 16, 2006

Green Eggs and Ham

Wed, Jan 11, 2006

Ronnie Wood To Bore Drugs To Death

Mon, Jan 9, 2006

Wino Heaven

Fri, Jan 6, 2006

Is It Intermission Yet?

Thu, Jan 5, 2006

Meg White To Be Fashion Model!

Tue, Jan 3, 2006

Vincent Schiavelli Dead At 57

Sat, Dec 31, 2005

Improv Legend Derek Bailey Passes Away

Thu, Dec 29, 2005

Japanese Crushes Self in Pi Record

Wed, Dec 28, 2005

Montreal Swings Like A Pendulum

Tue, Dec 27, 2005

Pete Doherty Pledges to Not Not Not Keep Using Crack

Tue, Dec 20, 2005

Another excuse to cancel Christmas

Sat, Dec 17, 2005

Roc-A-Fella Presents: Lawyermania!

Fri, Dec 16, 2005

An excuse to cancel christmas

Fri, Dec 9, 2005

Rosy Research

Thu, Dec 8, 2005

Martha Stewart Enters Nirvana

Wed, Dec 7, 2005

The Decline And Fall Of Ric Flair

Tue, Dec 6, 2005

Basket weaving is Next

Tue, Nov 22, 2005

Chris Whitley 1960-2005

When is Mastadon season?

Tue, Nov 15, 2005

I'm from Milwaukee, and Damn Proud of it!

Mon, Nov 14, 2005

Eddie Guerrero Dead At 38

Fri, Nov 11, 2005

Nuke the Baby Gay Whales for Gaia

Wed, Nov 9, 2005

Jack White Changes Name

Mon, Nov 7, 2005

DMBQ drummer killed in tour van accident

David Cross Impersonator Terrorizes NYC

Fri, Nov 4, 2005

Lemmy Favors Heroin!

Thu, Nov 3, 2005

Lemmy To Lecture On Drug Abuse

Mon, Oct 31, 2005

Spooky! Axl Rose Named "Coolest Old Person"

Wed, Oct 26, 2005

Q,W, and X Outlawed

Tue, Oct 25, 2005

Do YOU Know It's Hallowe'en? (Reprise)

Mon, Oct 24, 2005

And you thought modern art was just a pile of crap

Thu, Oct 20, 2005

Soccer Fatwah

Wed, Oct 19, 2005

One Way Death

Fri, Oct 7, 2005

Santa Sues Danish Airforce, Wins

Thu, Oct 6, 2005

Do They Know It's Halloween?

Tue, Oct 4, 2005

Saint Nuclear

Mon, Oct 3, 2005

That Carcinoma Beat

Fri, Sep 30, 2005

Barry Cowsill Still Missing In New Orleans

Thu, Sep 29, 2005

Katrina Goes Wild

Wed, Sep 28, 2005

Blade Wars

Sat, Sep 10, 2005

Message From Quintron and Miss Pussycat

Tue, Aug 30, 2005

Mixed Breed Dog Wedding! Famous Crashers! Pamela Lee Anderson!

Mon, Aug 29, 2005

Voivod Guitarist Denis D'Amour Dead At 45.

Sun, Aug 28, 2005

Luthier Greg Curbow Dead at 48

Sat, Aug 20, 2005

Gorillaz Virtually Touring for Teens

Sun, Aug 14, 2005

Depeche Mode's Playing The Angel

Wed, Jul 20, 2005

"Michael Jackson Loves Children, Willy Wonka Doesn't"

Tue, Jul 19, 2005

Jada Pinkett-Smith Ruins Heavy Metal

Mon, Jul 18, 2005

Sniffing Tailpipes

Sun, Jul 17, 2005

Rally Of The Dolls

Fri, Jul 15, 2005

Manic Street Preachers Documentary Is Go!

Thu, Jul 14, 2005

Happy 10th Birthday, .mp3!

Thu, Jul 7, 2005

To Actually Hold Him... Felt Like A Privilege

Fri, Jul 1, 2005

Luther Vandross Dead At 54

Wed, Jun 29, 2005

Doom Metal Legends Confessor To Release DVD

Tue, Jun 28, 2005

Nike Drops Major Threat Ad

Mon, Jun 27, 2005

Rob Halford Gets Some "Fresh Air"

Thu, Jun 23, 2005

Will the real Hick Hop please stand up?

Hockey as God Intended

Billy Corgan sez: "We're gettin' the band back together."

Mon, Jun 20, 2005

FOX Passes On Jackson Family Reality Show

Thu, Jun 16, 2005

Jock Goes Fucking Bananas

Wed, Jun 15, 2005

So Nick Oliveri's The Druggie In QOTSA, Right...

Tue, Jun 14, 2005

MP3 Alert - NEW Kevin Blechdom!!!

Mon, Jun 13, 2005

Tom Cruise Captures Another One!

Sun, Jun 12, 2005

Roger Waters To Rejoin Pink Floyd...Briefly

Fri, Jun 10, 2005

Queensryche Working On Operation: Mindcrime Sequel

Thu, Jun 9, 2005

Black Metal Conceptual Art At Whitney Museum

Wed, Jun 8, 2005

Tom and Katie Do What Heterosexuals Do At MTV Awards

Tue, Jun 7, 2005

Oprah - It's down the hall...

Mon, Jun 6, 2005

Bob Geldof and Band Aid Trust announce Live 8 shows

Thu, May 26, 2005

Queens Of The Stone Age To Open For NIN This Fall

Lightsaber Fight Maims Star Wars Fans...For Real

Wed, May 18, 2005

New Order Already Gets Ready For Next Album

Fri, May 13, 2005

Wendy's Finger Fingered

Grad School

Fri, Apr 29, 2005

Girl Scouts Get Tough On Crime

Exploding Toads of Germany

Wed, Apr 27, 2005

The Blogging of Celtic Frost

Tue, Apr 26, 2005

Three Classic Cure Albums Re-Released Today

Wed, Apr 20, 2005

Libertines On Again, Off Again...On Again?

Fri, Apr 15, 2005

Depeche Mode Begin Recording New Album

Mon, Apr 11, 2005

White Stripes Backed By Satan

Thu, Apr 7, 2005

Kraftwerk Announce New US Tour Dates

Mon, Apr 4, 2005

Coldplay Confirms New Album Title and Release Date

Thu, Mar 31, 2005

Comedian Mitch Hedberg Found Dead in Hotel Room

Mon, Mar 28, 2005

Crowded House Drummer Dead From Suicide

Thu, Mar 24, 2005

Graffiti Artist Infiltrates Museum of Modern Art

Tue, Mar 22, 2005

N.E.R.D is D.E.A.D

Gunshots Fired at Nas Show in London

Wed, Mar 16, 2005

It's a Beautiful Day...for U2

South by Southwest Fest Now Underway

Mon, Mar 14, 2005

FCC Lightens Up a Bit

Sat, Mar 12, 2005

50 Cent and The Game Squash Their Beef

Wed, Mar 9, 2005

Fred Durst in Sex Vid Suit; Slumping Album Sales Unaffected

Punk A: CBGB's Might Be Closing. Punk B: It's Still Open?

Mon, Mar 7, 2005

Tarantino Ready for a New Kind of Kill?

Fri, Mar 4, 2005

Feds vs. Zombies

Thu, Mar 3, 2005

Gang of Four Reunite, Ready To Tour

Wed, Mar 2, 2005

50 Cent Turning Into New Tupac?

Mon, Feb 28, 2005

All You Pigs All Line Up. NIN Announces Spring US Tour Dates

Sat, Feb 26, 2005

Korn Guitarist Finds God; God Has No Comment

Thu, Feb 24, 2005

Howard Stern Takes WIRED Magazine's Top Rave Award

Blink 182 on Indefinite Break. Alternative Press In Mourning.

Tue, Feb 22, 2005

The Oscars are Like Kryptonite to a Brutha!

Fri, Feb 11, 2005

Battle of the Has-Beens

Fri, Oct 29, 2004

Weapons Of Mass Distraction

Tue, Oct 26, 2004

BBC's John Peel Dead at 65

Tue, Sep 14, 2004

Clay Aiken Wants To Hit Broadway *Wink* *Nudge*

Thu, Sep 2, 2004

Britney Specifically Asked Not To Play Republican Convention

Tue, Aug 31, 2004

50 Cent Booed Offstage At Reading Festival

Sat, Aug 28, 2004

Foghat: No Ride

Tue, Aug 24, 2004

Metallica Rides The Merch Lightning!

Dave Matthews Finally Accused of Pollution

Sun, Aug 1, 2004

Paris Hilton Proves That Nature Doesn't Really Abhor A Vacuum

Thu, Jul 15, 2004

Pete Townsend vs. Michael Moore

Mon, Jul 12, 2004

Court Has No Love for Courtney Love

Fakin-Bacon (Porkin on The Down-Low in Kenya)

Sat, Jul 10, 2004

The Frugal Gourmet Bites The Big One

Tue, Jul 6, 2004

John Cage Rolls Over In His Grave - Slowly

Sat, Jul 3, 2004

Kate Campbell Signs With Compadre Records

Thu, Jul 1, 2004

Let Us Now Mock Famous Acne

Tue, Jun 29, 2004

Paris Hilton Done Ruining Porn, TV, Moving On To Music

Now THAT'S Entertainment!

You Can't Hurry Love

Mon, Jun 28, 2004

Reverse Grafitti Artist Must Reverse Clean Up His Act

Fri, Jun 25, 2004

Punk Superstar Avril Lavigne Cherishes Her Volvo SUV

Thu, Jun 24, 2004

Wu Tang Clan Set To Play First Gig Together In 10 Years

RIAA Pays Off Anti-Trust Settlement With Crappy Music

Wed, Jun 23, 2004

RIP, Bathory's Quorthon

Mon, Jun 21, 2004

"Booby" Hatch At It Again!

Sparks Destroy London At Morrissey's Behest

Fri, Jun 18, 2004

Big Brother: More 1984 Than Ever

Ouch! Britney Blows Off Bono's Brood

Thu, Jun 17, 2004

Krazy for Kabballah!

MTV Presents: Marital Strife!

Wed, Jun 16, 2004

To All Naysayers: "Chinese Democracy" Almost Complete

Mon, Jun 14, 2004

Punk Legend Robert Quine Dead At 61

Sat, Jun 12, 2004

Brother Ray has hit the road, Jack

Wed, Jun 9, 2004

Chuck D Blasts The Bling

Tue, Jun 8, 2004

L.A. Kabbalah Is A Cult? Well Shut My Mouth!

Mon, Jun 7, 2004

Avril Lavigne Shoots Down Fred Durst

Thu, Jun 3, 2004

Now Jersey REALLY sucks!

Wed, Jun 2, 2004

Aerosmith's Bobo Bomb

Tue, Jun 1, 2004

GloboChem Presents Christina Aguilera

Fri, May 28, 2004

Gwyneth Paltrow To Piss On Marlene Dietrich's Grave

Wed, May 26, 2004

Phish Calls It Quits

Tue, May 25, 2004

Black Sabbath To Reuni... *YAWN*

Mon, May 24, 2004

Jewel In The Rough

Hack "Plastic Surgeon" Slanders Axl Rose

Tue, May 18, 2004

Canada Bans Shitty Nu-Metal Band: Best Country EVER

Thu, May 13, 2004

Lemurs Smart, Jessica Simpson Still Stupid

Tue, May 11, 2004

Nature vs. Nurture? You Decide!

Sat, May 8, 2004

Blame it on Friends

Fri, May 7, 2004

David Bowie Can't Resist A Passing Fad

Thu, May 6, 2004

Negativland hax0red!

Legendary Reggae Producer Coxsone Dodd Dies

Spears' "Deep" New Tattoo Is Actually Just Gibberish

Tue, May 4, 2004

Avril Lavigne's Mall Massacre

Mon, May 3, 2004

New York Dolls To Reunite... For Morrissey

Fri, Apr 30, 2004

Florida Library To Host Liberace Film Festival

Vikings Invade New York

Tue, Apr 27, 2004

Bad Parenting: The Reality Show

William Hung Debuts: Suddenly Shatner Isn't So Funny Anymore

Mon, Apr 26, 2004

Jacko Whackos TV-Whore Lawyer Hacko

Fri, Apr 23, 2004

Prostitots! Only On Fox! Believe It!

Thu, Apr 22, 2004

Bunch of Goofballs in a Stadium Sing Along to Poison Song

Wed, Apr 21, 2004

Morrissey Poses With Tommy Gun - Why Not?

Tue, Apr 20, 2004

Britney Rebuffs Playboy! (*rimshot*)

What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

Mon, Apr 19, 2004

Whitney And Bobby To Make Satire Obsolete

Fri, Apr 16, 2004

Just Like Kicking Lionel Richie In The Balls...

Thu, Apr 15, 2004

Tommy Lee Attacks The Internet (Dude)!

Wed, Apr 14, 2004

Vince Neil: Lord Of The Pimp Slap

Tue, Apr 13, 2004

Love In Diamond Dermabrasion Courtroom Drama

Mon, Apr 12, 2004

Weird Al's Parents Found Dead

Tigger fondles Disney guests!

Thu, Apr 8, 2004

Christ 2, Humanity 1

Guilty verdict in Mia Zapata murder trial

Fri, Mar 19, 2004

Original MTV VJ JJ Jackson Dead at 62

Thu, Mar 18, 2004

Love Will Tear Herself Apart

Wed, Mar 17, 2004

Life Imitates Young Ones

Zombie Lobsters - Available Soon!

Tue, Mar 16, 2004

"boom boom britney spears"

Mon, Mar 15, 2004

Le Tigre... on a major?!?!?

Mojo Nixon quits the music biz...

Sun, Mar 14, 2004

Dutch Politicians Want Bestiality Banned

Fri, Mar 12, 2004

Dead Milkmen's Dave Blood commits suicide

Queens Of THe Stone Age Rift: "He was bummed, man."

Thu, Mar 11, 2004

Blobby Williams?

Sat, Mar 6, 2004

New Georgia Acedemic Standards

Fri, Mar 5, 2004

Boo Hoo For Drew And Her Dumbass Boyfriend

Thu, Mar 4, 2004

Jackson-Themed Mickey Mouse Statue To Sleep With The Fishes

Wed, Mar 3, 2004

Four Thumbs Down: J-Lo's Ass

Tue, Mar 2, 2004

Another Classy Night Out With Courtney Love

Mon, Mar 1, 2004

Statue of Riff Raff to shelter actual riff raff

We KNEW cops did this!

Jacko cruises Wal-Mart

Finland Ready To Party Down

Fri, Feb 27, 2004

Hurray For Alcohol Abuse - Puddle Of Mudd Singer Booed Offstage!

Wed, Feb 25, 2004

ABC Shocked To Discover That Justin Timberlake Isn't Black

Tue, Feb 24, 2004

Ben Moody, The Shitty Phil Spector

Fri, Feb 20, 2004

John Hughes back with Slicker

"It's true I slept with Britney, [but] we never had sex..."

Iowa Spanking Club Spanked

Thu, Feb 19, 2004

Guns N' Roses Fans Rally To Stop Guns N' Roses

Fri, Feb 13, 2004

Jacksonville Public Library Director Forced Out

Thu, Feb 12, 2004

Good News! MTV To Show Videos Late At Night!

Wed, Feb 11, 2004

In The Spears Family, Honesty Is The Best Policy...

Tue, Feb 10, 2004

NFL: "Black Female Singers? All Banned!"

Fri, Feb 6, 2004

Thwarted Super Bowl Streaker: "Janet Screwed Me!"

Thu, Feb 5, 2004

Breast Flash Ballyhoo Hits Home: JC Chasez Censored! NO!

Wed, Feb 4, 2004

When Grammy Voters Want To Rock, They Put On Some Nickelback...

Tue, Feb 3, 2004

TiVo Is Big Winner In Super Bowl Halftime Show

Mon, Feb 2, 2004

Britney To Ditch Bad Pop Music For Bad Acting

Sat, Jan 31, 2004

Awesome! Ryan Adams Breaks His Wrist!

Tull Rocker in Sex Change.

Tue, Jan 27, 2004

Bless Your Old School Moves, My Son

Mon, Jan 26, 2004

Iron Maiden Shorted By beer

How Can Hair-Metal Wreckage Get This Much Tail?

Fri, Jan 23, 2004

I've Never Heard The Scissor Sisters, But They're Damn Cool...

Wed, Jan 21, 2004

Johnny Rotten To Star In "I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

Sea Monkey Creator Dies!

Wed, Jan 14, 2004

Pink's Career Sinking Like Gharishly Colored Stone

Tue, Jan 13, 2004

So A Loser And A Junkie Walk Into A Studio, Right...

Mon, Jan 12, 2004

Lance Bass: "I'm A... Whore!"

Tue, Dec 23, 2003

It's Like A Tick Fighting A Maggot - You Want Them Both To Die

Mon, Dec 22, 2003

Osbournes vs. Cowell

Not Only Illegal, But Also In Bad Taste

Sun, Dec 21, 2003

Back Peasants! This Cristal Is Not For Thee! Buy My Record!

Sat, Dec 20, 2003

Fuck Yeah! OhGr Pisses Off Wingnuts!

Thu, Dec 18, 2003

White Stripes and Black Eyes

Jessica Simpson Lashes Out At Magazine - C'Mon Now Stop Laughing

Wed, Dec 17, 2003

J-Lo And Her Goon Squad Rob Clothier

Mon, Dec 15, 2003

Welcome Back, Axis!

Kooky Britney In The Thrall Of Mystic Cult

Fri, Dec 12, 2003

New Frank Black EP available exclusively at iTunes Music Store

Tue, Dec 9, 2003

Badass 50 Cent Running Scared From Vivica Fox

Wal-Mart Busts Up Rave

Clinton Busted For Drugs

Sat, Dec 6, 2003

Spears "Barfing Her Way From New York To Hawaii"

Fri, Dec 5, 2003

Fat Little Toad Carps At More Dignified Sister

Thu, Dec 4, 2003

Christina Aguilera's Losing It (Her Hair)!

Hugh Hefner, Alice Cooper, Gene Autry

Wed, Dec 3, 2003

Why Is Jennifer Love Hewitt So Batshit Insane?

Tue, Nov 25, 2003

Welcome To The Meatgrinder, Kid

Mon, Nov 24, 2003

Warner Brothers Music Sold

WOOOO! Ric Flair DVD Sells Out In Two Days!

Thu, Nov 20, 2003

Clay Aiken vs. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Family Guy Returning to Fox?

Thu, Nov 13, 2003

And Speaking Of Rock Star Desperation...

Marilyn Manson, Britney Spears, and a whole lot of crotch shots

Wed, Nov 12, 2003

Tommy Lee Sinks Further Into Side Project Desperation

Tue, Nov 11, 2003

Beastie Boys Toot the Flute Freely

Suede Split Up - Yawn

Mon, Nov 10, 2003

Trapeze artist lands on fat spectator

Steve-O, Put The Skank Down!

Fri, Nov 7, 2003

Popbitch Nails Pop...um... Bitch?

Thu, Nov 6, 2003

Kelly Osbourne "Fancies" Her Dad!

Deadly Knife Fight Over Eminem T-Shirts

One Poser Hack Splits Up With Another Poser Hack

Wed, Nov 5, 2003

Requiem For Quitney Spears?

Your Red Yarn Bracelet Has Fallen Into My Cristal Bottle

Tue, Nov 4, 2003

Looking For A Movie Shittier Than Glitter?

Mon, Nov 3, 2003

Dash Will Tear Them Apart!

Sat, Nov 1, 2003

Inevitable Williamsburg Backlash Finally Here

Fri, Oct 31, 2003

Scott Weiland... oh, you know the rest.

Thu, Oct 30, 2003

Become A Member Of Puddle Of Mudd (*Vomit*)

Wed, Oct 29, 2003

Elliott embark on final tour; release one last CD/DVD

Fefe Dobson: Kurt Cobain Says Go For It!

Tue, Oct 28, 2003

Posh And Becks: Our Roc-A-Wear Hell!

Thu, Oct 23, 2003

300 Songs for $10?

Wed, Oct 22, 2003

Elliott Smith Dead at 34

Judge flexes lyrical skills in Eminem defamation lawsuit ruling

Mon, Oct 20, 2003

Go-Kart is Giving It Away!

Marilyn Manson Experiences Giant Sucking Sound

Fri, Oct 17, 2003

Britney's Brother Lurking Around Her Steamy Photo Shoots!

Mon, Oct 13, 2003

Can I Get A Witness?

Sat, Oct 11, 2003

Student Sued For "Breaking" CD Protection Scheme

Thu, Oct 9, 2003

Timberlake In A Girly Slapfight For Cameron's Honor

Courtney Love Vs. Christina Aguilera: It's Personal!

Wed, Oct 8, 2003

Britney Prefers Adultery To The Yankees!

Limp Bizkit Booed And Sued

Scandalous! Governor's Wife Wants To Shoot Britney Spears!

Mon, Oct 6, 2003

Izzard Tapped for Dr. Who Role

Now THAT's Punk

Fri, Oct 3, 2003

Courtney Love's Flying High Again!

Thu, Oct 2, 2003

Punk The Vote

Britney: Totally Cool About Sneaky Dalliance With Father-To-Be

Wed, Oct 1, 2003

Enrique Iglesias Tortured By "Mammoth" Mole

Crappy Fake Metal Starlet Busts On Slutty Singers

Tue, Sep 30, 2003

Conan O'Brien Goes Punk Tonight

Club Kids Freezing Their Butts Off

Mon, Sep 29, 2003

RIAA Faces Deadly New Acronym

Starring Gilbert Gottfried as Michael Myers

Fri, Sep 26, 2003

Acne Will Tear Us Apart Again!

Robert Palmer dead at 54

Thu, Sep 25, 2003

Rock Against Bush - Tour to help oust the Prez

Britney Pulls A "Jay-Z" On Rolling Stone Publisher

Christina Aguilera: Fast Food Is Fun And Sensual!

Dead Milkmen release 'Now we are 20'

David Letterman and Friends Fling M-80's at Bear

Tue, Sep 23, 2003

Bennifer Planning Bizarre Murder/Suicide?

Sun, Sep 21, 2003

"Family Guy" creator works on "American Dad"

Fri, Sep 19, 2003

Britney Booed At Fashion Show!

Thu, Sep 18, 2003

Ink 19 News Staff Now Ghostwriting Boston Herald!

Wed, Sep 17, 2003

Forget That Yucky Suicide, How About Some Ass Shots?

Kevin Smith: A Shameless Ben-Lo Shill!

Tue, Sep 16, 2003

Live suicide on stage!

Mon, Sep 15, 2003

Jen And Ben Gird Themselves For Breakup Press Junket

Sour Apples Duke It Out In Court

Harry Goz Dead at 71

Fri, Sep 12, 2003

John Ritter Dead at 54

Johnny Cash Dead at 71

Thu, Sep 11, 2003

Evil Scheming Pirates Pay Little Girl's RIAA Settlement

Britney To Go Trance With Moby, Will Suckity Suck Suck Suck

Vanessa Carlton To Go Gothic, Will Still Suck

RIAA Sued Over "Amnesty" Program

Patton and Wiedlin, Together At Last!

Wed, Sep 10, 2003

Pixies reunite for tour, album to follow

Little Girl, RIAA settle

Cameron Diaz Turning Into O.J. Simpson Character From Naked Gun!

Tue, Sep 9, 2003

Jessica Simpson To Ruin Fanastic Four Movie

Marylin Manson Not Guilty... of Battery

RIAA Sues Little Girl

Mon, Sep 8, 2003

Warren Zevon Dead at 56

Fri, Sep 5, 2003

J-Lo: Furious At "Ben" For Whacking It

Win a tour of The Chemical Brothers Chocolate Factory!

Thu, Sep 4, 2003

The Dee Snider Horror Picture Show

Case Study 14: Branding Taken Too Far

Famous Vigilante Architect Dead at 81

Britney: Dumber Than A Sack Of Hammers

Timberlake Signs On To Make Bovine Americans Even Fatter

Wed, Sep 3, 2003

Dave Navarro Not Done Embarrassing Self Yet

Tue, Sep 2, 2003

Peaches Says No To Britney, Yes To Someone Equally Shitty!

Janet Jackson Sends Grotesque Jermaine Dupri To Dumpsville

Sat, Aug 30, 2003

Punk Porker Fancies Pop Fatty

Jack Black Does The Devil's Work For Us!

Thu, Aug 28, 2003

Madonna kisses Britney and Christina; wedding planned

Wed, Aug 27, 2003

Dumbass CMA Says: Toby Keith Is MUCH Better Than Johnny Cash!

Tue, Aug 26, 2003

CD-Rs are crap; RIAA cackles uncontrollably

Trachtenburg Family to appear on Sundance Channel 8/28

The Mandy Moore Experiment Continues Slow, Painful Death

Negativland: 1 - Clear Channel: 0

Mon, Aug 25, 2003

Suffocation Signs to Relapse Records

Sat, Aug 23, 2003

Ted Nugent: "I'm Not Racist"

They Might Be Hedwig

Fri, Aug 22, 2003

Wesley Willis Dead at 40

Kate Moss To Pole Dance In Stripes Video - 1992 Is Thrilled!

Thu, Aug 21, 2003

Punk Rock 'n Rollers Ann Beretta in the Studio

Wed, Aug 20, 2003

F%$#ing Britney's Dating Habits Are Making Sarcasm Obsolete!

Tue, Aug 19, 2003

Kelly Osbourne: Terrorist Scum!

Fri, Aug 15, 2003

Justin Makes Creepy Cameron Seem Like A Chickenhawk

Thu, Aug 14, 2003

Kelly Osbourne Tour Kaput: Nepotistic Crap Is A Health Risk

Wed, Aug 13, 2003

Seminal emo/post-rock group Elliott disband

Courtney Love experiences the horror, the horror.

Ricky Martin Sports A New "Beard"

Tue, Aug 12, 2003

Dead Kennedys to reunite?

America's Least Wanted

Mon, Aug 11, 2003

Six Flags Over Marilyn Manson

Fri, Aug 8, 2003

No One Tells Vince Neil That Bambi-Hunting Is Fake

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